manager: you’re gonna greet the customer normally this time?
employee: yes
m: ok. gonna do a good job?
e: yes? oh my god?
Customer: [enters]
e: hi :) welcome to the sunglass hut :) im the sunglass slut :) can i get you anything?
To the spiders in the ceiling corners: you’re keeping your end of the contract, love u honeys catch those tasty flies
To the spiders halfway down the wall and touchin my furniture: you’re on thin fucking ice babes
me: *buys something online*
me:
me: where is it